Two Incidents In One Day

Incident #1

In the morning , I was sitting in class listening to powerpoint slide presentations my colleagues made. Then it was Mona's turn. Mona is a "Niqabi" which means she wears a Niqab, which is this thing : http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/Niqab-thumb.jpg
These women frankly annoy and provoke the hell out of me.
She started her presentation with the usual radicalist prayers and shahadas .. and opened the slideshow with a picture of a Mosque. Every few slides, there was a picture of a different mosque, which I thought was very irrelevant, especially that she was talking about polycystic kidney disease, not the story of how Islam was spread. There were also different animations on each page which made focusing really hard with ducks trying to jump out of the secreen and hearts crying or riding a bicycle. She ended with another chain of "doaa's" and thanked & praised Allah, the Almighty.
When the class was over and the last presentation shown (by the way, some of them had pictures of horses, others of sleeping babies, etc, which is very unprofessional in my opinion,) I approached her. I was a bit intimidated because I never spoke with a neqabi before. I asked her if I could transfer her presentation to my flash disk, and when it started I said "you know those images you added made the file size bigger so it'll be a bit slower ti transfer." She answered "bas mofedeen ya akh - they're helpful, brother" , to which I responded in my "Jean Luc" Lebanese dialect "enno la gurl ana ma asdy hole .. ana asdy holeeke sowar el jweme3 , enno come on man , ma 5asson bel mawdoo3,(i meant the mosque pictures)" her eyes ignited from behind that ninja thing she's wearing and said "Yageb ana nazkor Allah fee koll waqt ya akh (we should remember Allah at every time, brother" .. so i said "you know what, you didn't even include Al-Aqsa or the Prophet's Mosque in Madinah, how the heck will I focus on the presentation if all what I'm doing is looking at pictures of a mosque and trying to guess which one is it , 3asafra or sidi gaber , like in "man sayarba7 al malyoon?" and besides, in those short 10 minutes of your presentation, if I remember Allah i'll miss the important info you're providing" ...
The file finished transferring, I removed my flash disk and walked away ...

Incident #2

when I came back home, I called "Alex sporting club" to ask about tickets for the famous musician "Omar Khairat" who's performing there next Thursday. The man who answered was obviously chewing something in his mouth. I tried to ignore it and asked about the concert, and he said "gifjgfijobigie" .. I said "COME AGAIN" .. he said "Sold Out" in a very rude way like he's getting rid of me. I said "are you eating?" "YEAH I am" "this is no manners at all -
deh ellet adab - next time put your damn sandwich down before you answer the phone, because you are representing a respectable place and people will scorn this behavior" "hader ya basha, men ennaya" ... and I hung up ...

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kittyyy says:
u know enta aw2at btkoun strange shwaya
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
iam always strange ..
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
its just i dont show it all the tine
kittyyy says:
bas ur nice although ur strange
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
im not always nice
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
whats strange about me
kittyyy says:
ur thoughts
kittyyy says:
and especially that dark side of u
kittyyy says:
ifeel its not u
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
cuz it's not
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
it's the other one in me
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
i told u .. split personality disorder =)]
kittyyy says:
no way
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
i am 2 people
kittyyy says:
and which one do iknow
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
i dont know .. when one is functioning the other is hidden
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
did i act strange in any of our .. 3 meetings ? .. we met 3 times didnt' we ? unless u met HIM then i dont know about that
kittyyy says:
no u didnt u were very niceeee
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
then u met Abbasito
kittyyy says:
good
kittyyy says:
and the other one shu esmo
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
The Dark One
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
he has no name
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
he was Angelo but i controlled Angelo and i joined him with Abbasito
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
cuz it just wasn't right
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
The Dark One .. u dont wana meet .. believe me
kittyyy says:
no idont wanna meet
kittyyy says:
that one
kittyyy says:
i prefer the one iknow
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
not violent or anything .. just ..
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
hehe
kittyyy says:
just dark
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
archaic .. medieval dark ..
kittyyy says:
but why
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
he thinks he's the Dark Lord
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
cuz im a freak
kittyyy says:
and what made u afreak
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
...
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
i cant answer .. he can
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
i can summon him
kittyyy says:
ya salaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
kittyyy says:
tayeb khalih nayem ahssan
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
too late
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
The Dark One lives on Flesh of the Living .. He occupied this mortal's body for Breeding Purposes ..
kittyyy says:
mashallah
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
no no .. shut up .. go away .. the power of Christ compels you
kittyyy says:
ya habibi eh da kolo
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
ok .. seriously .. don't test his patience
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
... somehow i have a feeling IM NEVER SEEING YOU AGAIN
kittyyy says:
woooooooooooow
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
ok .. seriously .. mona .....
kittyyy says:
why
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
hope i didnt scare you ...
kittyyy says:
nop
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
many people run away .....
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
good
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
ure a real friend ...
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
but u said it "it's not you" and it's soooo me and it's really fucked up i dont know !!
kittyyy says:
hek my heart tell me
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
keef ya3ni ? ...
kittyyy says:
eno its not u
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
so who did all those things ?
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
it was me
kittyyy says:
yup
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
so its a part of me
kittyyy says:
but its some sort of a facade
kittyyy says:
or something u hide behind some times
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
its too deep .. a facade is a mask to show
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
i dont hide .. it surfaces
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
its the other way around
kittyyy says:
something that u surround urself wiz
kittyyy says:
to creat that dark image
kittyyy says:
maybe to scare some ppl or to show that ur strong
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
neither
kittyyy says:
or to hide some weakness that u dont like to show
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
question
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
wat is so stange about a guitar + converse shoes?
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
what triggered this reaction in u today ?
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
or is it smthg u were just waiting to tell me ?
kittyyy says:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
kittyyy says:
no hek just remmebred that dark thing u said ysterday
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
wat did i say yesterday ?
kittyyy says:
u daid that u have adark side or dark character
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
dotn we all ?
kittyyy says:
yup but not that sacary
kittyyy says:
kittyyy says:
but ididnt mean anything just something iwanted to ask u about
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
i see
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
so IT IS scary
kittyyy says:
cuz ihate darkness
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
dont u think there's even a 1% chance that iam sick in the head ?
kittyyy says:
nop
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
it might happen to anyone
kittyyy says:
maybe
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
remember when i told u i used to chew on Ibuprofen like candy ?
kittyyy says:
yup
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
and that was cuz i enjoyed it ?
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
it numbed me ..
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
all that screaming agony ...
kittyyy says:
agony from what
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
couldnt get no XanaX or Prozac .. so .........
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
i dont know now ... if u asked me then id have given u a million reaosns ... none of which makes much sense to me now
kittyyy says:
u were addicted to it
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
to pain
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
and cutting
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
and misery
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
such a rush ...
kittyyy says:
iused to take it to stop my toothach
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
good
kittyyy says:
so dy2tak bklami
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
no
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
im not used to people confronting me about it
kittyyy says:
tab 3eni f3enak
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
no one wants to wake the beast
kittyyy says:
iwas jsu tryin to know more about u
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
when the time is right
kittyyy says:
now its not the right time
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
i need to look deep in ur eyes .. and see whats going on .. ure like my sister and i feel what i say might hurt u cuz i know u care for me
kittyyy says:
good
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
so the moment my tongue wanders and i see a change in ur eyes ill stop ..
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
thats why now its impossible cuz i cant see ur reaction
kittyyy says:
imade no reactions
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
im sure u did
kittyyy says:
the only reaction was worried eno koun z3ltak
Angelo - it's really amazing i found all my passions together ... says:
never
kittyyy says:
goood